Farewell Christmas Stuff

yesterday we put away the bulbs, cast out the Christmas tree and packed away the scented candles. Today I go through the fridge and cupboards and cast out the various sweet temptations that are arrayed everywhere. It is all part of the wheezing and indigestion begone program. All of which brings to mind Ambrose Bierce's definition of the diaphram:

DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.